"Could not create the Java Dysfunctional Machine"

[MAzE5h1p69wB]

Hi, I tried to scan my library after having spent a month tagging it (because java is awesome), but jaikoz pooped its pants and complained that 2 GiB memory was not enough.

That made me a bit sad at first, but then I realized that Java is just going to get bettar and bettar, and that cheered me up because at least my grand-children will live to see that day.

Are we having fun yet?

So then I tried restarting jaikoz but now it can’t create the jvm or whatever the fuck that is, and then I rolled down all the windows, restarted my computar and reinstalled java 6 update 20 after I had purged all the other shit-updates that java leaves scattered around for no good reason but to be lazy, make more errors possible and annoy the crap out of everybody on the planet.

Please advice.

[paultaylor]

Hi, I guess youv’e increased the memory to more than 2GB in your Jaioz settings and you are running Java 32bit , and this cant address more memory than this, reduce the value and it should start again.

Depending on your OS you might be able to run Java 64bit , this will not have the limitation.